If me and my bestie get to like rlly old ladies im gunna say SHE was the bad influence. I'll leave you to decide if I was the one that hide under ...
"I hate it when my dentist asks when the last time I flossed was. I'm like, dude, you don't remember?
Parenting is the hardest gig in the world, which is why you need a sense of humor to keep from going insane.
Never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else, because our parents taught us to give our used toys to the less fortunate.